my dad is watching hot tub time machine and he just keeps saying “this movie is so awesome” are we watching two different movies
knivesandebony: People misinterpreting a character’s personality traits to the point where it becomes fanon.
cnnbreaking: when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
makkine: makkine: Oh my god this is giving me flashbacks to when Disney announced it was buying club penguin and there was a literal actual penguin protest in front of the clothes shop for like 4 hours straight I love society
last night i went to see gatsby and there was a commercial for a cell phone and i nearly wept because dick sp8 was in it and i just kept whispering “richard” and i think my dad assumed it had something to do with supernatural because it’s the only thing that makes me cry in public
this is just a psa that i will be in barcelona starting tomorrow through june 8th and i won’t be on as much because i’ll be out and about in spain! i’ll be here but i won’t be as active. look for pictures!
dungeonsanddamsels asked: IT REACHED OVER 100K I WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ACADEMY
thebattlefrontier: nothing hurts more than a wild pokemon in the safari zone fleeing from you
I THINK I HAVE CONVINCED MY FATHER TO TAKE ME TO THE FORT WORTH ZOO
chinkerbelle: Reasons I grab my boobs running upstairs running downstairs running stoked on life scared walking through my house in the dark bored boobs
i’m tipsy and you should ask me things
breakyourprettywings: crowley-: ...
the great gatsby is perfect and wonderful and i want to go see it again like right now even though i just saw it an hour ago. my dad loved it too which was UNEXPECTED because he hated moulin rouge and romeo + juliet. he bought spiced rum and we’re drinking and watching world’s cutest cats on animal planet this is WONDERFUL
After weeks of telling my mom that my skin was awful and her not believing me, she shows up, takes one look at my skin, and prescribes me two separate acne medications. I WAS NOT LYING.
how will i be a mother who instills boundaries for my children’s behavior when i had my friend secretly pierce my cartilage when i was 17, shaved my head to prove a point at 19, and got a tattoo in secret at 20?
i need to stop buying books for my kindle i have at least 10 on there that i haven’t read yet it’s like POPCORN I NEED MORE BOOKS I CAN’T STOP
princesscadenza: unicornlet: princesscadenza: how to drink milk is this the right gif NO IT’S NOT
ah yes time for bed *opens tab for 10k word fic*